$wank$ – Habanero

Pin her down, but been a clown, we don’t need doinks/ cuz this ain’t wrestlemania, nigga, but if she oinks/ I put her ribs out your bitch like it’s yokuzuna/ after wake and baking cuz I can’t smoke my juniors

When it comes to the ladies, $wank$ is your heavyweight champion.  Be careful if your girl is around her, because she will be sure to get pinned.  Even without a referee, the girl will have to submit to $wank$.  And he has always been a clown, unlike the multiple Doink the Clown gimmicks in the WWE.  Even when he pins her down, realize though that this isn’t Wrestlemania, the flagship pay-per-view event the WWE has held for the past 28 years.  However, $wanks$ will be sure to be like the late Yokuzuna, former heavyweight champion, and put her ribs out.  But all of this occurs after a “wake and bake” session and if she oinks after being pinned. 

Wrestlemania is the “grandaddy of them all”, according the the WWE slogan.  Greats like Doink, Yokuzuna and the Rock have performed and succeeded at the event.  And though the life of $wank$ isn’t Wrestlemania, expect $wank$ to come out on top as the champ who pins the women down.  

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